Holiday Greetings Pete the Pirate

ARRRRRRR! MATEYS! It might be Merry Christmas for some of those Landlubbers!, but for us it's a Maritime Christmas!, I have me ship, I call her, The Sea Monster!, she is all decorated too!, from stem to stern, port to starboard, and all of the way to the top of the mast!, including the crow's nest! I also have a big beautiful tree!, in the dining hall, and a fine feast!, will be made in the galley...and for any Scallywags, they don't get a Christmas a...tolllllll! If ya haven't been good, you are gonna have to walk the plank!, and spend the holidays down in Davey Jones's Locker! ARRRRRRR! A Happy New Years!, to ya too! For New Years I was gonna have the Mrs. dress as a mermaid!, and bring the New Year in right!, ahhhhhhh...but enough about me. Maybe Old Saint Nick, Santa!, to some of ya!, might bring me some gold coins, and jewels, for me chest!, and some Rum!, ya know, Yo Ho Ho Ho, and a bottle of Rum!, for the celebration of these here fine holidays! Happy Holidays! To Ya! ALLLLLLL! ARRRRRRR! - Pete the Pirate